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Name: Melissa
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 1/19/1989
Gender: Female


Interests: music...guys...clouds of smoke...poking holes and other things....ripping plastic table cloths...pets...and i dunno what ever appeals to me!!:smile:
Expertise: driving ppl crazy....singing dr. demento...watching tv...yay!...zzzzzzzzzzz
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other


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Member Since: 8/12/2004

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Friday, January 21, 2005

alright, i'm here at home right now jacking off to cow porn

oh so sexy

just kidding, its her freind

update jak updaaaate

 


Wednesday, November 24, 2004

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Workin'
By Miles Davis
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im suposed to be doing my lab report, and im barely on my intro. how am i ever going to get it done? i had a wierd dream again, but i dont remeber how it went. all i know is that i felt wierd in it, like it wasnt a dream, but a view into the future. i dont know if ill finish my report. i hate doing computer work. and i havent done any other homework. i really wish school didnt exist. damn u knowledge. i need to take pictures. really bad. the dildos might know what im talking about. ill see ya in another month


Wednesday, September 29, 2004

I did not write that enrty, this si the first time doing it on my own. neways, i thought if i was going to use this for something, i should make it useful.

i have the wierdest dreams possible (next to Sam's). Unless ur carrying a dead grandmother (not related) on a silver platter, then u might know a thing or two of what im talking about.

vampires were taking over the world, and were up from late afternoon until late morning. They were restricted to certain places, and chaos was everywhere. I was in a store (dropped off by my dad) with an orange peel in my mouth. I start biting someone's neck with my lips (since my teeth are covered by the peel) and someone says ill turn into a vampire if i keep doing that. response: I know. Afterwards, the guy I bit has blood squirting out and dies:oh well: in order to stay a vampire, you dont suck other peoples blood, you have to hump them, then they die. good for me, and maybe them. after a few victims, i change from a vampire to a human because i stopped humping. All of this is taking place in a kinda toy store. My dad picks me up in our green van and we talk about how to save ourselves from the end of the world. blah, blah, blah. We're at a cemetery planting cloves of garlic in the ground because a group of people are going to fake out the vampires into thinking we're dead. (Apparently, my dad arranged this and we're going to be buried alive, hence the garlic) Meanwhile the vampires are seem pacing on the other side of  the cemetery waiting for dark so they can roam around the world humping and killing people. A fence that kept them in opens I stand up cuz we're not ready and Im sacared to death, but then I woke up.

I was scared but in a humorous way. I guess those dream catchers really dont work.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Well i havent updated in a really really long time. well as most of u might know im in cross country right now so im keeping in shape.. well i dont have much to say right now except that ill right more later cuz im too busy.

Bye!....JaCk


Thursday, August 12, 2004

well its me pickle trying to teach jack here what the heck these things r!!she is so wack!well we r going to las vegas tomorrow!yay!well yeah.anyways we r supposed to be asleep for a 4 hr trip tomorrow.lots of love...PiCkle.

i would just like to thank everyone whos helped me to get to this point! (that excludes the parentals) sorry im having a brain fart so this puts me at an end.sorry if i gave u a headache pickle!! hasta!~JACK~



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